Jamie

Born in the Devil's corner of California, also known as Escondido, to her two parents Laura and James. She is the youngest of three sisters, one aged 8 years above and the other aged 20 years above. Some known aliases are dumbass and gay trash rat. Sometime in 2014 she stumbled upon Pinkydog555, also known as Sam, on a Minecraft server, who introduced her to the other associated dinguses. At her high school she also happened to insert herself into the lives of Jess and James, as well as their associated idiots. Now having completed her high school education at the same charter school since Kindergarten, she attends Palomar College in order to obtain her degree in English. She is the mother of a suicidal bird named Yara.

Jamie enjoys playing guitar and watching anime, notorious for falling in love with the fictional pixel women. She lives next to a mountain for some reason. For a living, Jamie would like to read people's books and edit them. She frequently babysits and spends time with her two nieces, Payton and Ivy. She is currently wanted for treason, and is in an ongoing rivalry with Ella sometimes, as well as herself.

Known Communist.